What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:16

What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

From Russia With Love

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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